Joan Jett’s Crimson and Clover
Ah, now I dont hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Crimson and clover
Ah when she comes walking over
Now Ive been waitin to show her
Crimson and clover over and over
Yeah, my, my such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling
Crimson and clover over and over
PETE
On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee!
LUCY
Eleven cherry pies.
BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo’s.
BOB
Nine owls lurking.
COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.
BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.
PETE
Six fish in a percolator.
LUCY
Five thousaannnddd donnuuuttts. What!?
COOPER
Four talking logs.
BOB
Three possessed souls.
BOBBY
Two secret diaries.
PETE
And a body … dead … wraaapped in plaaaastiic.
JOHNNY HORNE
Amen … Amen.
